Our Bitchin' Gallery

Pop open a cold one and indulge... SammyGear™ is fueled by dedicated, uneasy, illustrative humor & talent. 

We love you Norm!

Norm MacDonald believed in the SammyGear Reveler lifestyle... The comedic world misses you dearly Norm - it is not the same without you, but we hope to make you proud!

You know you want it - so just put your fingers on that damn keyboard and order up some SammyGear™ damn it!

Free beer for all... or else we riot!

SammyGear™ is starting up a Moxie and Boss clothing line in late 2024... stay tuned Revelers!

Play with her at your own risk...

pleASe revel reSpOnsibLy!

SammyGear™ meets a fan at Twin Peaks in Warrenville, IL in 2017. Thanks Katie for showing off both… of our latest illustrations☺! Life is short… at least show off your "happy face" 💀😁!

If you are, or are not, satisfied... Reach out to the SammyGear™ Customer Service Dept. CS@SammyGear.com | +1 (630) 300-3766

Meet the SammyGear™ founders... Circa 2058 AD!